Girl Math 20oz Tumbler
Girl Math 20oz Tumbler – Sip Like It’s Basically Free
Coffee? Free. Returns? Profit. Using Apple Pay? Doesn’t count.
Celebrate the beautifully chaotic logic of modern girlhood with this bold and hilarious “Girl Math” tumbler, featuring luxury icons, designer inspo, caffeine-fueled logic, and unapologetic delusion — all on a soft neutral background with pops of black, gold, and blush.
It’s the perfect gift for your sassiest bestie, the shopping-justified queen in your life, or yourself (because technically… buying this makes you money, right?)
✨ Features
• 20oz (591ml) double-wall insulated stainless steel
• Keeps drinks hot for up to 8 hours / cold for up to 12 hours
• Comes with BPA-free spill-proof lid, reusable metal straw, and straw cleaning brush
• Non-slip rubber base to keep your drink drama-free
• Full-wrap sublimation – vibrant, fade-proof design
• Handmade in New Zealand
• An eco-conscious alternative to single-use cups
• Fits most standard car cup holders (for all those iced lattes that aren’t real money)
Perfect for birthday gifts, Galentine’s Day, or every girl who’s ever justified a haul with “but it was on sale.”
***Part of our ALMOST PERFECT PICKS collection***
This tumbler has a small imperfection from the sublimation process – such as a faint line, subtle smudge, or a few tiny black dots, often only noticeable up close or under certain light. It doesn’t affect how it functions or feels to use, but we’ve discounted it slightly and included it in our Almost Perfect Picks range.
Still handmade, still gorgeous – just not quite flawless.
🧼 Care Instructions
To preserve the glam:
• Hand wash only
• Do not microwave